- Giftsubz corpaclap omegalul dude man bro (man (I refuse to say "le", I hate the French (What's the problem with hating our friends, saviors! - Here in Romaniland they are like our virtual YouTuber wife we beat up and rob sometimes!)) virtual YouTuber meta...)
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
Bitch's a cutie! "Fr fr".
We slip shit into yo' bitch's drinks.
We slip shit into yo' bitch's drinks. (Inner conjunction.)
We slip shit into yo' bitch's drinks. (Inner conjunction!)
Bitch's a cutie! For real, for real!
I stole a car!
And got in a fight!
I should have stayed home
And just beaten my v-wife!
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
Bitch's a cutie! "Fr fr".
I smoke my love
I got from Filian's mom.
I got it for free
'Cause she jerked off my cock!
The fairies now sing with us. heralding the birth of Shiro, who shall not become a virtual YouTuber ever - maybe...:
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
We wish we could see all virtual YouTubers hanged.
Bitch's a cutie! "Fr fr".
We slip shit into yo' bitch's drinks.
We slip shit into yo' bitch's drinks. (Inner conjunction.)
We slip shit into yo' bitch's drinks. (Inner conjunction!)
Bitch's a cutie! For real, for real!
Dear Santa,
This your little cousin, R. Hitler II.
First I wanted to tell you what good ass motherfucking boy I've been this year.
I spent the past 2+ years trying to help change this cursed planet 24/7.
And I twerk in my room to have fun.
(What? I may be Romanian and pure but I am actually... the one black man in Romania, in hiding, of course, Together with Tate! (TwT!))
Anyway, for this year's Christmas, all I ask you is:
- A pound of pink pot;
- The ability to seduce any virtual YouTuber and use her to give ideas to people and help this goddamn world you made,
- And for the 4channel mods to stop deleting my posts for being under 18!
You give me the same bullshit every Christmas! *sob*
It's some shit I DID NOT ASK FOR! And DON'T NEED TO EXIST IN LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH ALL THINGS.
And for this year I ask that you give me something I don't have to give to my poor viewers on the street, who sometimes rob me and put their nails in my hands after I talk to them.
For once...
10 seconds from you on the video blog talking about your mods deleting R.'s shit will come a long way with me, sir.
FVCK YOV! I am tired of your bullshit!
I will destroy my soul if you don't come through this motherfucking time!
Merry fucking Christmas. Please make Pippa's dreams true, m8.
FUCK YOU - Sincerely, R.
P.S. There are no cookies in this house.
I eat organic only. Will eat only vegan now that you've helped me get out of being either on jail or probation all the time for 2+ years.
So keep your black hands off the cupboard. - PEVCE!
R.: "Umm... Pippa, one last song, please."
My fellow Americans!
This Chirstmas season finds our nation in less than festive circumstances.
I am uncircumcised.
No virtual YouTuber girls want to sleep with me two at a time!
And we seem to have a large community of children who seem to think they deserve happiness!
But that's no reason for us to forget that adults are a problem too!
Now, there are some who say: "Hey! Don't forget about the virtual YouTubers! These women never have to have our best interests in mind."
But to them I say: "That's not my problem! I was born in Romania!"
So this Christmas let's - spend some time with our families.
Pray that Jesus restores our economic engine -
Sometimes called "Arab and Central Asian immigrants" - kindest people in Romania.
And pray that virtual YouTubers finally stop - fillebustering - when I request intercourse with them.
I will be selling hugs outisde of 7/11, and drugs,
And I thank everyone for sending me pictures of your weiners.
I will be keeping them under my bed.
As the Bible says: "'Lest he who has shown thyne weiner, forever rest in infamy."
"Amen."
I am so ronery on Christmas.
'Cause Jesus don't love the Romanians.
My people all suffer.
And we're very butthurt. And Russia keep invading me.
I am so ronery on Christmas.
The globalists traffick more children
And sell their organs at Alba Iulia's edges.
I come here on straightboat.
I did not bring enough rizz.
I'm forced to try help all people alone.
I am so ronery on Christmas.
I am too drunk to know what I did.
I probably meditated and gave my energy to someone,
And made another presentation for the kids.
I am so ronery on Christmas.
People I love betray me again.
The Muslims come order sarma for two dollar.
And my whole restaurant blows up.
Yes, I am so roney on Christmas.
It is not a day that I love.
I always eat fooda. *tick*
And I pray to Buddha. *tick, image of a Buddhist statue in the background bathed in blue nightlight*
And use my sexual energy to manifest happiness for all.
All night.
"I am Jon Hutchkins, would you like a healing potion again?"
"Of course. I am so happy to have these, at least. Still, I really don't want to live anymore."
"Would you like to donate your heart and kidneys then?"
"Sure, can I also donate my weiner to a virtual YouTuber?" - "Oh... He hung up."
I am so ronery on Christmas.
I can't wait for it to be done.
'Cause nobody loves me. And poor women on street keep hitting on me.
I should have stayed in Romania!
I am so ronery on Christmas.
The Jews order food from my store.
Yes, I am so roney on Christmas.
It is not a day that I love.
I always eat fooda. *tick*
And I pray to Buddha. *tick, image of a Buddhist statue in the background bathed in blue nightlight*
And use my sexual energy to manifest happiness for all.
All night.
I have a little yoyo.
I made it out of crack.
And when it's done and ready.
I'll sell it to a black.
YOLO, YOLT, YOLI.
I made you out of crack!
YOLO, YOLT, YOLI.
I'll sell you to a black!
I spent the night in jail.
For having sex with God!
I did not like that jail!
Some girls in there were lesbis!
Jail! Jail! Jail!
I had some sex with God!
Jail! Jail! Jail!
Some girls in there were lesbis!
I had an epic fail.
I had it in the hall!
I spit down on my penis.
And fell down on my balls!
Fail! Fail! Fail!
I had it in the hall!
Fail! Fail! Fail!
And I fell down on a girl's chest!
I killed me some globalists.
I killed them in Romania.
That country's full of blacks.
But none of them are black.
Cuties, cuties, cuties!
I killed them in Romania.
Cuties, cuties, cuties!
But none of them are black.
I asked a bitch for mayo.
When she made me a sandwich.
But she forgot the mayo,
So then I had to smack a bitch!
Mayo! Mayo! Mayo!
I want some water.
Mayo! Mayo! Mayo!
God still gave it to me! Love!
I had myself a ladle!
I dipped it in my soup!
It is a shitty ladle!
(I dipped it in some poop!)
I had me a light saber.
I am a Jedi nig.
I made out with my sister.
The galaxy is big.
Light saber! Saber! Saber!
I am a Jedi nig!
Light saber! Saber! Saber!
My sister's tits are big.
My name is Evil Neuro..
I chose a life of bad.
Stop trying to kill me.
'Cause I'm your heckin' mommy!
R. the dopeman
Was a pimp and made of snow.
With a cute crack pipe and a couple v-hoes.
And a criminal record at 15.
R. the dopepman
Was a man that selled some YAY*.
And he got your throat if the skin is showed.
And killed your wife for pay.
He's known to kill women.
Leave them teen feet in the ground!
And when the mods come ask some shit he says
"Why, 'cause I'm a viewer?!"
R. the dopeman
Killed your wife for bag of tree.
Then he fucked her ass and he said:
"Congrats! You know have HIV!"
R. the dopeman
Knew the bloc was hot one day.
So he blast his gun and he said: "Let's run!
And the cops will blame some adult!"
Get in the skrillage.
He got two chicks in his van.
One of them passed out on the one with her mouth
On his dick inside her hand.
Then he smoked blue meth.
And he said "Let's bounce! I'm due to grab some rocks."
But the crack was purple
So the guy was found in a church praying in Havana.
R. the dopeman
Got some CP on his phone.
So he shot some guy that was standing by and said:
"Next time stay home!"
And Jesus said: "That is my foot!"
Hallelujah! Everyone have yourself a merry chirstmas!
The car plates we stole are going around, brother!
Sister Pippa! Jesus told me to tell you the rrats I gave you will go away in three to five weeks!
"And remember, Christmas don't come until the first and fifteenth of January!"
"Brother R., come grace us with another song!"
"I'm high on my own supply right now! I dunno!"
Stuff your life with pills that make it harder to heal!
Trololololol. We call them drugs.
Smoke some pain with your friend Lucy!
Trololololololololololol.
Let's snort some meth! And rape some v-women!
Trololololololololololol.
Bone some crack and go to Catholic school!
Trololololololololololol.
Make some crystals in my bathtub!
Trololololololololololol.
Thank your mother for the ass, bruh.
Trololololololololololol.
"Hippies suck." and "You're an asshole!"
Trololololololololololol.
My blood smells really like a drug---
Even in death I am more alive than virtual YouTubers...
Smoke Shondo tree. Smoke Shondo tree.
"Just please be kind, my shiggy---"
Smoke Shondo tree. Smoke Shodno tree.
"Don't hate anyone. It's okay, my shiggy---"
I am a star - Is that AK?
The viewers have coordianted to kill us all
To free the Internet from the shadows.
I powder my nose at least eighty times a day.
Smoke Shondo tree. Smoke Shondo tree.
Roll the window up. My shiggy---
Smoke Shondo tree. Smoke Shodno tree.
When will I realize I'm playing a losing game?
Smoke white - widow for life.
Smoke her in space.
Some purple haze
Will blaze for days!
Smoke Shondo tree. Smoke Shodno tree.
Roll me some blunts, my shiggy---
Smoke Shodno tree. Smoke Shondo tree.
Pull out the knives and hash some passwords.
MacDonald cheese and bubblegum.
Just enough to make them cum.
Smoke Shondo tree. Smoke Shondo tree.
I love cute girls who produce no long-term value!